Close, but no cigar(ette).

In the Park

Just saw a middle aged man, in shorts and a sleeveless purple shirt, smoking while walking a cat on a leash.

My dog will only drink water at the park if he sees me doing the same. He doesn’t like to drink alone.

Also, I’m so glad you brought your dog that hates all people and all other dogs to the park today. He’s sure to enjoy himself.

Thirsty