Thoughts

Why do people prefer showers to baths? Are you preparing yourself for life in prison?

How much caffeine do I need in the morning? It’s never *less* than 2 Red Bulls. And then I titrate from there.

I always think it’s strange when someone is critically ill, or even dies, and people say “and X has kids, too”, like people without kids are completely disposable within the population. I think it’s strange, and then I start letting my mind wander about how mamy Tik Tokers that could potentially eliminate from the breeding population over a period of decades, and then I don’t question it a much.

When patients do something they don’t want to do, as far as treatment, I always tell them “Your doctor really appreciates you doing this,” but truthfully. I don’t think he/she cares.

At some point, the song “Chattahoochee” has been somebody’s jam. Just not mine.