Titanic
Trying to let go of the new story that five people, including a noted historian commonly referred to as “Mr. Titanic”, imploded instantly near the wreck of the Titanic.
I’m still trying to process that we’re about to spend 1–2 million dollars recovering the remains of these unfortunate souls, right next to the wreck with thousands of people in it in the huge ocean liner that has been on the sea floor over 100 years. Figure out how that makes sense.
Titanic ghosts: Don’t come down here. We’ll kill you!
Modern people: We’re going to need a bigger boat.